Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead
I had a kid run into the bathroom during a lesson on Friday saying, “I have to fart. I have to fart. I have to fart.”
Will not be getting an iPhone tonight. That was a waste of two hours of fighting. GRAAAAAAAAAR!
Been on hold long enough to fold an entire load of laundry, update my printer, and think about making the bed. This is NOT how I wanted to set out buying my new phone. Come on, I’m willing to give you a SHIT TON of money and you just keep putting me off. HELP ME OUT HERE
Anyone else notice that I come back to tumblr when I need to whine?
My phone has really done something insane, so I go online to try to get a new one. I’m due for one.
Well, I fight through “you can’t pick that up you must have that shipped” with one customer service agent and then get stuck with a processing error where I am told “you must call to get that taken care of.”
Uhm, calling is a problem right now. *face palm* I normally love Verizon but right now I want to kick them all in the armpit … hard.
IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY
Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.
A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.
LOGIC. Mind blown.
do caterpillars know that one day they’re gonna be a butterfly or do they just build their cocoons like “bruh wtf am i doing this for”
Do you think God ever gets sad? Like, “What do you mean, you don’t love yourself? I worked so hard on you….”
you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are
what if that happened in real life
what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower
Omfg! What if this is why you get a song stuck in your head! Because your soulmate is singing it somewhere!
IT GOT BETTER