Sweet as Sarrup

30+; middle school ELA & journalism teacher, reality TV lover, flip flop wearer and sober-life lover; perpetual reblogger; sasses hobos when needed
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Will not be getting an iPhone tonight. That was a waste of two hours of fighting. GRAAAAAAAAAR!

Been on hold long enough to fold an entire load of laundry, update my printer, and think about making the bed. This is NOT how I wanted to set out buying my new phone. Come on, I’m willing to give you a SHIT TON of money and you just keep putting me off. HELP ME OUT HERE

Anyone else notice that I come back to tumblr when I need to whine?

just let me give you my monies for your iPhone5s

just let me give you my monies for your iPhone5s

My phone has really done something insane, so I go online to try to get a new one. I’m due for one.

Well, I fight through “you can’t pick that up you must have that shipped” with one customer service agent and then get stuck with a processing error where I am told “you must call to get that taken care of.”

Uhm, calling is a problem right now. *face palm* I normally love Verizon but right now I want to kick them all in the armpit … hard.

zoegem-heartofanangel:

Wildflowers surrounding~ the wild rose~ where he comes~ to lay his head~ taking in all of her essence~ she freely gives him {zb}

(via lalulutres)

themunchkym:

benedick-cumslut:

IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY

Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.

A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.

LOGIC. Mind blown.

vardaesque:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

we don’t even know

(via snowfright-sketches)

itsanearhatloki:

at-boundary-conditions:

what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus

how many of you dumb fucks tried this

Awesome thought.

(via hansolo)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do caterpillars know that one day they’re gonna be a butterfly or do they just build their cocoons like “bruh wtf am i doing this for”

thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

I snorted.

(via almaasi)

Do you think God ever gets sad? Like, “What do you mean, you don’t love yourself? I worked so hard on you….”

(via me-myself-and-jesus)

yuekono:

destiel-ismyotp:

tuesday-mooseday:

kauthecat:

the-vashta-nerada:

you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are

what if that happened in real life

what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower

Omfg! What if this is why you get a song stuck in your head! Because your soulmate is singing it somewhere!

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IT GOT BETTER

JESUS CHRIST

(via funnytextposts)

stupittmoran:

Because you tasty  :-P